Random Thoughts

I had amnesia once -- or twice.

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Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

 
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All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

 
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If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

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What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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They told me I was gullible and I believed them.

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Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway.

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Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone

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One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

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The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

 
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How can there be self-help "groups"?

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If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

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Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?